Awkward Love Poems




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It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.
— Agatha Christie

When I see your face my love blooms.

I get embarrassed.

I don’t people to see me all open and such.

So I close back up.

Falling

As I fall downward

You are there to catch my flailing body.

I am lifted up

Just to fall yet again.

Darn.

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curiousalicia asked: Who are the authors of these poems? I love this blog idea! I have tons of awkward love poems :)

They are all written by me for the most part. A few I wrote with some friends help. :)

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I am going to start posting poems here again soon, if you have any ideas just drop them in the ask box!

Just to touch you.

If I could just touch your lips That would mean I’m within arms length of you Which would be good

If I could just kiss your lips That would mean I’m within lips length of you Which would also be good

If I could be inside your lips That would mean I’m negative length from you And that’s just stupid.

In the sea of grey You’re the only color I sea

Reasons I Love You

I love you for many things

Your deep laugh

Like a dog about to throw up.

I love your smile

Like the smile of an old grumpy man

But most of all

I love your hair

Like the unwashed hairy back of a three hundred pound Italian man.

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Hummingbird

I love you like a hummingbird loves the flowers

I love to drink your nectar

And pollinate all the other flowers with it.

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